Are you shocked, shocked I say, at the unconscionable lack of 6-foot+ whip-smart, nymphomaniacal femme tomboys in your harem games? I know, right? Finally, a game for the rest of us.

Have you ever wondered when you were laughing, crying, deep in existential dread or unbearably horny why no one has tried to combine all these great flavors together at once before? Me too! Wonder no longer. What could possibly go wrong?

Dare me to try to make dry cleaning sexy and funny? Nice. Challenge accepted. I like your moxie, kid.

Ever stood at the edge of a dense political minefield you could just as easily walk around and said to yourself, yeah, I got this, no way I'm ever going to deeply regret my life choices on this one? You and me both, sister/brother/non-binary sibling/sentient AI or alien who has somehow excavated this game in your archeological attempt to figure out how it went so very wrong for humanity at the end/whoever or whatever else might be reading this. Phew. Woke is hard work.

Ever been watching porn and thought to yourself that what'd really make this good is hours of worldbuilding, characterization and dialog to both deepen your attraction to the characters and credibly explain all the casual and spontaneous sex that keeps happening? Wow. I really thought that was just me. Good on you.